b.y.o.b.f.

be your own best friend!
Jocagu

tonight all you fucks are invited to anthony's house tonight. around 5 or 6. he didnt give me a definitive time. but yeah. so be there if you dont have shit to do. and if you have shit to do. be there. bizznitches!!!


big chief

man, i ate hella yesterday and i was still hungry. i think i would have died at the famine. cortney knows, my stomach is always growling.
Anonymous

THE FUCKING CHAMP!!!!!!!!!
big chief

if i went to the famine that shit would have been crackalackin'. because tyree is crackalackin'. hes the fucking champ
big chief

i love honey.
MT

FATHER IS HOME!!!
Jocagu

jose phguanlao: typing w/ 1 hand
TY ReeSHE ppARD: ahaha
TY ReeSHE ppARD: sorry
jose phguanlao: brushing my teeth
TY ReeSHE ppARD: yeah right

AND I AM. CHECK OUT THIS CLEAN GRILL.
Jocagu

we did win.

!

man, i wrote a longer post, but blogger did me cold again. MAN BLOGGER, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU? HAVEN'T I TREATED YOU WELL? I'VE ONLY BROUGHT YOU MORE FRIENDS AND LOTS OF WORD!?!?! YOU ARE THE MOST UNGRATEFUL... thing... EVAR!
Jocagu

man reality tv is horrible for american culture. that shit just isnt right.

i also filed one of those claims. im also hoping for the twenty dollar prize. i would be hella pumped i could buy a cd for twenty nine dollars.
big chief

you know what that show "are you hot" on abc does to today's youth, and society in general?

i'll tell you what it does!

i did crunches while my family prayed.
Jocagu

Jocagu

that was some gay ass shit!!!
big chief

this is supposed to be a group blog!!!! not a blog where only i post about nonsense. dont worry about it linda, i believe you.
Anonymous

.....
The Little boy from down the street

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the basketball team at our school are living legends. we have to disregard last night's loss. we all stand in the presence of GREATNESS.
Jocagu

TY ReeSHE ppARD (10:38:14 PM): she would have to walk on cruches for the rest of her life

tyree, you are a funny guy.
Anonymous

this is where everything goes to hell!!!
big chief

i seen her on tv. she has buff ass legs.
Anonymous

ahahah!!! i want to see them. bring them to school one day. your moms was probably thinking that cortney knows two black guys. wow!!! just kidding!! your moms is cool.

but yeah!! bring the pictures whenever you get the chance.
big chief

yeah, it seems to be. she has an awful lot of pictures of you and NOT me. i realized what roger says is true. i DO play basketball like drobnjak. good call rj.
Anonymous

because her camera is just attracted to me.
big chief

linda, why dont you have any pictures of me?
Anonymous

umm joe!!! you hook my nuts in your mouth!!!!!!!!! what!! what!!!!
big chief

i plan on HOOKING THIS SITE UP once i get photoshop on this new computer my family got. i'm so excited, i have a lot of ideas that i need to splurge and extricate from the beeping little lights of creativity in my migraine-breeding head. i'll hook up THIS site. i'll hook up MY site. i'll hook up YO MAMA.
Jocagu

aye joe, how bout putting the website skills up on this shit? let's hook it up!!!!
Anonymous

aahaha.. 2 months until my birthday!...
MT

why doesn't my name show up, after what i typed?....
BOGUS!
MT

ahah, i hear ya joe.
Anonymous

you're terrible.. and so is my connection.
MT

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this is all i see!
Jocagu

i wish i knew COOL people who had no GAY FUCKING PRETENSES. jesus christ.

i'm so sad because of this blog! waaaaagh..... somebody please put a band-aid on this ouchie.....

TOMORROW THEY'RE SHOWING A RERUN EPISODE OF LAST WEEK'S EVERWOOD... CATCH THE EASYVIEW ON THE WB! or not, and suck shit.
Jocagu

hey hey hey. bullshit is what makes the world revolve. i hope you don't invite people that wont ever blog and that my friend, is no bullshit.
Anonymous

TY ReeSHE ppARD: it does mean that
TY ReeSHE ppARD: and it also means
TY ReeSHE ppARD: that im right
Jocagu

the lucomotion: no bullshit aye?
the lucomotion: what do we post about then!
Jocagu

tyree, you are SO gay.
Jocagu

hmm talking about snl is breaking rule number 2. no talking about corny, unfunny, snl. that shit is not funny at all. AT ALL!!! and shit snl is crap. i guess you broke rule number 1. no bullshit!!!!

with all these guest appearance you would think snl was trying to save itself from being removed from the airways.
big chief

you already broke rule number one, tyree.

by the way, this week's episode of saturday night live was packed with stars. besides the host, christopher walken, they had a ton of celeb's doing walk-ons. steve martin, jim carrey, britney spears... and yes! WILL FERRELL! not to mention the foo fighters as the episode's musical guest.

DAVE GROHL LOOKS LIKE TOM GREEN AND MY UNCLE CHITO GUANLAO!
Jocagu